Dog

Asian Food.

Asian: fluffy food time!!!
Fluffy: (can't bark because is food)
Asian: mmmmm nice dog

by Depression.is.neat September 27, 2019

Dog

A creature that commonly roams in desserts that stabs Minecraft steve at midnight

I will stab you like a dog

by Sad Man In Basement July 21, 2018

Dog

A dog is an OG. They are your ride or die. Not everyone is a dog though, some people are a cat and that's okay too. It just depends on the vibe, but both are good. You can also call someone 'doggo' when they are really the goat. But use this word wisely. Dogs are special.

Wow, whatta dog.

by dajuggla February 11, 2019

Dog

An amazing, loyal, fluffy, sweet creature of great beauty that loves meat & W-A-L-Ks.

I love my dog, but he always begs for food!

by ambystr July 3, 2018

Dog

What you call your homies

Yo dog what's happening?

by Bam bam chicken and ham December 5, 2014

Dog

1) Noun - A gormless creature, which appears to love any person stupid enough to give it food. Their motives are unknown.

2) Noun - A female human so ugly, people do not even have the courtesy to call them a female animal.

3) Verb - To leave someone alone, without giving a reason.

1) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

2) "Why is that dog following me? I only gave it a bit of crust!"

3) "Jimmy dogged off. What a geek."

by Thinvader747 June 3, 2010

dog

Your homie, pimp. Ya know, the G in your crib

Yo Dog why dont you fuck in yo nickies biatch?

or

YO fuckpants why you be fuckin' my dog.

by CJ011 July 16, 2008