drakes shmeat

the biggest thing on earth it's bigger then the world serpent

wow i took drakes shmeat in my munt last night and now I'm paralyzed from the neck down.

by drakes shmeat April 1, 2024

King Drake

The despacito spider king, And used to be the one of the last despacito spiders after there species being killed by normies in the great pepe war of 2016 and some others being removed from existance durring the blip or thanos snap.
He and his wife and queen of despacito spider species, Namey currently reside in Robloxia and go to robloxian high school.

Hey have you seen King Drake's hot new blue head?

by Servine201 September 18, 2019

Drakes Meat

Drakes meat- that shit is like 8ft dangling in 1080p HD aka: Drakes dick

Did you see Drakes meat?

Yeah bro I'm mad jealous.

by Gyatthaver April 23, 2024

drake video

a video of popular musician “drake” flapping around his massive schlong in his mirror

“hey dude did you see the drake video?”
“yeah i wish i was that big”

by augustthetoboggan February 21, 2024

FOK drake

Mauritanian slang

Person one: hey

Person two: FOK drake

by Thingamajig April 30, 2024

Draking

Meaning: Getting yourself so high/drunk that you are unable to perform at your own concert.

Guy: Did you hear about that cancelled concert?

Friend: Yeah, that artist totally draked out!
Guy: Why is he in the coffeeshop? He has to do a concert in a few hours.

Friend: For real! He's draking again isn't he?

by VjezeFur March 31, 2017

Drake

The hottest 4'9 daddy on the planet pulls every single woman and man that lays eyes on him, has a lengthy boyfriend that is about nine inches longer than him. He has a wonderful three-way marriage with two metaphorically daddy-longlegs. His lustrous walk and build only fortify his sexiness, tight perm complimented with a swinging gold chain shimmers in the daylight. Commonly known drake is an icon of hotness who enjoys anal sex, 69, being dominated by 6'9 men, chains and handcuffs, and massive beds on a faraway island filled with slimy daddy doms. He can also be known as the famous human "god" His personal favorite things in life are BDSM, dick cuffs, juice world, and being a wet, juicy, sugar daddy, king, shorty, gorilla cock, penis parker, dominate submissive switch, breedable monsterous papa.

His two-inch dick buried itself in me as I moaned out "oh Drake."

by bigjuciymommy206 November 21, 2021