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Nextmorrow

Sorry I have plans nextmorrow!
by Waffleing April 30, 2022
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Next time

Probably never. Used to postpone or delay something that someone didn’t and wouldn’t feel like doing.
Kid: can I go play in the playground near McDonald’s?
Kid's parent: it’s getting dark outside, we'll come next time.

(They never went to that specific McDonald’s ever again)
by ComeToBrazil85 August 28, 2022
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Next Level Thinking

The act of thinking that, as a business, it's best to pay as little money as possible towards taxes.
By putting any profit into an offshore account, you can dodge income tax on profit. It's something I like to call next level thinking.
by SmartBuisnessMan01 September 30, 2022
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next time go eat a salad

Next time go eat a salad is a line that the Scout from Team Fortress 2 says. It insults the Heavy, who is morbidly obese.
by smmr <3 January 13, 2023
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Next

An exclamatory word used to describe doing something (usually difficult) with ease; bring on the next task for me to complete, this is too easy. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being very easy.
Student 1: Have you finished the homework yet?
Student 2: Yup, next.

or

Student 1: How did you find the test?
Student 2: That shit was next.
by tastyresort January 20, 2023
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next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.
Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023
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