Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.

1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.

by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022

Natural kiss your 'friends' day Tuesday!

ITS TIME TO KISS YOUR HOMIES FR

"HELLO GIVE ME A BIG OL SMOOCH, ITS NATURAL KISS YOUR 'FRIENDS' DAY TUESDAY!

by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

natural lengness

When somebody is super fine looking.. oozing mad sex appeal. 10 outta 10 fit

Girl 1: that nigga Dolo is way too handsome

Girl 2: yeah I know right, he’s got that Natural Lengness

by Big boy DOLO June 3, 2023

natural north

The ability for someone to know the cardinal direction north at all times, through natural means

“Yeah I got natural north, let’s go that way!”

by Video96 June 17, 2023

Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 3, 2023

naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

by QuacksO July 25, 2024