Nethersexual

A person or persons who is not attracted to or is sexually in favor of males OR females; the opposite of bisexual

Timmy is NETHERSEXUAL, he doesn't date men OR women. He just sits home alone at night, eating cheese dust out of a month-old cheeto bag and watching Flavor Flav rape a chicken on Spike TV.

by Ms. Kayla March 11, 2007

northern monkey

nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss.

these are all exaples of northern monkeys, steve peat, vernon kay, paddy mcguinnes

by ni 'munky' ck August 17, 2007

Northern Monkey

Anyone from upwards of Watford who hasn't got a bastard clue about anything but likes to shout the odds all day long, and thinks they're a 'bit of a character'.

Johnnie B, anyone from Coronation Street.

by Paolo Beardini December 5, 2003

Northern Lights

Strand of Marijuanna. First grown in the Netherlands and migrated to the US in the 70's. This strand is one of the most strong and powerful plants of the world. The plant doesnt grow high so is mostly grown indoors. It produces large leaves and buds that are very crystalized. Has a very sweet smell and a very earthy taste. Gives you one of the best "Highs" you can possibly get of any cannabis strands. One of the best choices for a pot smokers.

Guy 1: Long day bro, you got any weed?

Guy 2: Bro you know I always got that Northern Lights!

by Q-Dogg94 September 24, 2010

Northern Mexican Lava Pit

Verb; The act of a man dousing his ballsack in tobasco or another hot sauce, followed by dropping it in/on another man or womans mouth or face while they are sleeping, passed out, etc.

Man 1:Dude did you here what Jon did to Jeff last night?

Man 2:No, what?

Man 1:He doused his nuts in tobasco and dropped them in Jeffs mouth. Gave him the Northern Mexican Lava Pit.

Man 2: That's Fucking gross.

by Zomg Blackguy June 4, 2010

Nether Update

Alternative of Cave Update

Minecraft 1.16 is Nether Update, it's even better than Cave Update!

by RTX TOO POOR September 17, 2020

Great Northern Toaster

The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.

1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth

2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth

3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then

Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!

by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 25, 2009