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gooch noodles

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.
i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night
by leek nivek May 24, 2009
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noodle dream

A term to describe when you're so engrossed in your job that you actually have dreams about it when you're sleeping. From the movie Kung Fu Panda when Po is dreaming about being a warrior, but tells his father he had a dream about making noodles. His father, a noodle maker, is excited that his son finally had the Noodle Dream.
I must be working to much, last night I had the fucking Noodle Dream!
by Abbyno August 22, 2017
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Shit Noodle

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.
Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."
by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009
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noodle whip

When you are eating spaghetti or other noodles, and you suck the noodles up so hard that they smack your cheeks and either stick, get sauce on, or grease up your face.
slow down on those noodles; you're going to get some serious noodle whip!
by taylove24 April 3, 2006
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noodle munchers

Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'
by noodle munching mam February 27, 2011
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Nippy Noodles

Coldness which makes your nipples stiffen - very much like stipples, fripples (which are the name of the nipple in the cold).
'It's very nippy noodles today isn't it?'
by lollie July 6, 2003
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ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.
John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.
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