gooch noodles

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.
i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night
by leek nivek May 24, 2009
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touch noodle

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot
"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"
by Kobra936 January 31, 2018
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Shit Noodle

When a guy injects his penis into the anal opening and has sex with it for a long period of time, well the shit noodle is what comes from the tiny little whole in this penis the next morning. It's literally a noodle of shit.
Poop- "HOLY SHIT MAN, HOLY SHIT, I CAN'T FIT IN THAT LITTLE HOLE DUDE, I CAN'T FIT."

Man- "GET OUT POOP, GET OUT. YOU'RE HURTING MY SHAFT."

Poop- "I GOT IT. SHIT NOODLE FORM. I'M NOODLIN' OUT."
by Shitnoodlefanatic October 19, 2009
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noodle whip

When you are eating spaghetti or other noodles, and you suck the noodles up so hard that they smack your cheeks and either stick, get sauce on, or grease up your face.
slow down on those noodles; you're going to get some serious noodle whip!
by taylove24 March 11, 2006
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noodle munchers

Ste-' we fancy a chinese for tea,
Lise- 'you fucking noodle munchers'
by noodle munching mam February 10, 2011
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Nippy Noodles

Coldness which makes your nipples stiffen - very much like stipples, fripples (which are the name of the nipple in the cold).
by lollie July 06, 2003
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ass noodle

One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.
John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.
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