The Mediterranean Mudslide is when someone is engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner releases excrement on the penis
by TexasStreetSweeper November 19, 2023
Get the Mediterranean Mudslidemug. When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.
by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019
Get the Golden Mudslidemug. When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
Get the Kansas City Mudslidemug. The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.
There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024
Get the Mississippi Mudslidemug. When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.
“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::
by rara yehyeh January 8, 2023
Get the Electric Mudslidemug. The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.
by wacobjinbolt April 10, 2024
Get the Colombian Mudslidemug. A Carolina Mudslide is the act of defocating on someone’s chest but with large amounts of diarrhea instead of regular feces. This is similar to a Cleveland Steamer but with diarrhea.
“OMG did you hear that Jake asked Melinda to give him the wettest, nastiest Carolina Mudslide he has ever gotten, AND SHE DID IT!? Just wild that those two have only been together 2 weeks… at the beginning they started their love affair with Cleveland Steamers, and now this…*Shudders*”
by TJXXVII January 27, 2024
Get the Carolina Mudslidemug.