Cave Manning

The act of either dragging or carrying your partner to bed for sex

Dude 1: Hey did you get the chick at the party?

Dude 2: Yeah, i took her back to my place and did some Cave Manning.

Dude 1: Sweet

by brodei November 10, 2009

Mannertink

Someone who acts like they know everything, but when tested, it is shown they do not.

Jim always acted like a mannertink in class, but when the teacher called on him, he always drew a blank.

by etannggg July 19, 2009

Manning the guns

When you are doing a girl doggy style (more points if its anal) and she is so tired that her arms have given up and she is laying facedown into the pillow. Just as you are about to ejaculate you grab both arms under the elbows, pull her back in an arcing fashion and in conjustion with your convulsion yell "KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK-KACK". Akin to Cuba Gooding Jr. in Pearl Harbor

Ian: So Matt, did you and Veronica get it on last night?

Matt: Shit man, I shot down charlies left and right while I was manning the guns

by Ron Jeremiah Johnson III June 10, 2010

Mannanny

Poonanny for the gay man.

"Chad, you going to the gay club tonight?"

"For sure Brett, how else do you think I'm going to plow some of that stinky Mannanny?"

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by Onathan Jott January 9, 2013

Mannat

Mannat's are terrible people they always have an issue with everyone. all the Mannat species do is cause problems and they annoy everyone around them. they tend to be so annoying that there forehead grows everyday, but her brain gets smaller. They talks like she is the shit but in reality is they are not, they are the biggest forehead master you will ever meet, and have more facial than anyone else, they look like Santa Clause. There forehead gets bigger so does the space between there eyes.

"ew mannat is so annoying"
"I know right shes literlly has such a big forhead"
"hahahahah"

by noneofyourgoddamnbusineesssss February 1, 2023

Tag Team Manning

Any Manning sex position involving more than two people, and anyone may be tagged in or out at any time.

S.K.: Why did you invite A.F. and E.N.?
S.C.: We wanted to do the Tag Team Manning

by Nachington December 2, 2010

manned parenthood

Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.

by the teej April 28, 2009