minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

minnesota mild

The lowest level of spiciness feasible.

"Excuse me sir, this mayonnaise is too spicy, please make it Minnesota Mild."

by Whiskybiscuit1922 October 9, 2017

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Minnesota Diesel

When two gay lumber jacks are going at it and one of them starts to purr like an idling diesel.

I could hear Paul giving Harry the ole Minnesota diesel last night. Sounded like there was a power stroke in the room next door.

by Turbo Drew August 15, 2025

Minnesota

Boring state full of Vikings, Gophers and Timberwolves. If it weren’t for Outshined no one would know it existed. Lots of Minnesotans move out of state, often times to Alaska (as they’re already acclimated to the cold and at least there are cool animals in Alaska).

I’m lookin’ California, but I’m feelin’ Minnesota.

by Biden is a dick January 11, 2023

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

Minnesota gaslighting

The act of convincing or attempting to convince someone that your personality and the current local temperature are both warmer than they actually are.

"My friends were Minnesota gaslighting me when they told me I wouldn't need a sweater but I later found out they just thought it was ugly and didn't want to be seen with me wearing it."

by PunditSquared December 13, 2021