Austin Minnesota

A town in Southern Minnesota where All of your hopes and dreams go to die to be replaced with a lifelong job at the glorious hormel foods plant

Oh you’re gooding to austin minnesota this weekend? I would stay away from all the crackheads.

by Bing bing bong January 19, 2018

Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

Interstate 35W Minnesota

The west half of Interstate 35 through the Twin Cities. It is about 41 miles long and serves downtown Minneapolis and some western suburbs. However some parts of it are crappy and desperately need reconstructing. See Crosstown Commons. It needs help with interchanges with I-94 and I-494/MN 5 as well. In the future it may even need help with its interchange with I-694.

Unless absolutely necessary, take I-35E through the Twin Cities instead of I-35W.

by The Volkswagen Beatle January 3, 2005

laporte minnesota

a small hicktown in minnesota.

rednecks galore.

you will find the people usually sitting around a bonfire smoking and drinking beer.

the partys in laporte are crazy.

country music is what you'll hear on the radios.

alcoholics are everywhere.

8 churches and 3 liquor stores and 1 school.

weed is the drug to be found.

lets get smoked up! (=

laporte minnesota has 145 people for population but they're crazy!

by blehhhh. January 7, 2010

Plymouth minnesota

I very nice and more higher income neighborhood in minnesota.

Adam: Where do you live?
Sam: I live in Plymouth minnesota.
Adam: DAYUMM, you must be rich as hell.

by GrabIT April 13, 2008

Albert Lea, Minnesota

A small town in southern Minnesota filled with nothing but pot heads, meth heads, and sluts.

Me: Dude, do you live in Albert Lea, Minnesota?
Friend: Yes?
Me: You poor thing, you..

by pipsqueeky6 August 7, 2012

buffalo minnesota

a gay little shit town, where its the norm to have a stick up your ass, and we all do dip and smoke pot. You can get crack for $20 for 4 people

wow my town is such a buffalo minnesota

by christ.lucifer666 May 11, 2015