The Minister For Finance

what you call your missus when you are shoping at the local hardware store when you realise she has the money and you want to but that tool you have had your eye on

"yeah i would love to buy that drill but i will just have to see the minister for finance first"

by druey26 June 21, 2009

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Premature Minimization

Closing an open computer Window prior to finishing a form or timed operation. Causing you to have to start all over.

No, I didn't finish my Online exam, I missed five questions because of premature minimization. The window closed and I had to close five other screens before I could get it back.

by DjLimitless2 May 21, 2011

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Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.

*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."

by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016

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B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.

by SCOTLY March 23, 2019

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