mid-day itch

when you don't wipe enough after a moist bowl movement and it comes back to haunt

Maury could not sit still at the dinner party because his 8-pointed starfish was so irritated after the mid-day itch reared its ugly head.

by mikelley037 May 27, 2005

mid-drift

A midriff/belly that is unintentionally visible due to the owner of the midriff's shirt riding (drifting) up during use.

That chick's rocking some SERIOUS mid-drift.

by Wildbluesun May 20, 2014

Mid-City

Mid-City is the part of town where the baddest fuckers around live. Downtown is a few blocks away, the hood is a few blocks away and million dollar homes are a few blocks away. Mid-City is the part that would be fine without the surrounding rest of the city. Mid-City and it's residents are the shit.

"What part of Baton Rouge do you live in?"

"Mid-City"

"Ah shit, that's dope. Let's go to your crib"

by HMC522 November 14, 2012

mid-life crisis

Mid-life crisis (MLC, not to be confused with TLC) is a very common among people ranging from 30-50 years of age. In every aspects of our lives, mid-life crisis finds its voice through every passage of our lives. People with mid-life crisis falsely believed that they are young (from ages 15-25). They drive a Corvette, Mustang, and other sports vehicles. On a daily basis, people with mid-life crisis can be discovered/hunt down on regular college campuses. People with mid-life crisis can be best described by using the term-"middy-life." Middy-lifes have an untrammeled desire to achieve a feeling of youthfulness and horniness. The effects of mid-life crisis can lead an individual to evolve into a pedo bear.

If you are 30 years old or older, then you are a mid-life crisis.

by benchmax345 May 10, 2008

mid-major

A term invented by American sports-writers, used within college sports.

"Mid-Major" was originally used because no one had a good term to describe a college or conference less powerful than the BCS college/conferences, but more powerful than the next level down. The Division I-A non-BCS conferences, as of 2007, are the Mountain West, Conference USA, MAC, WAC and Sun Belt.

Sports writers and fans alike often express distase for the term, but no one has been able to come up with anything better yet.

1) The mid-major conferences had a good year in 2006, when Boise State upset Oklahoma in their bowl game.

2) Why does Michigan keep scheduling those mid-majors early in the season? Schedule a real team, already!

by President Warren G. Harding June 7, 2007

Mid-Bus

Mid-Bus not to be mistaken for the term, short bus. Is a bus which is shorter in length than other busses: about 1/2 the size. The Mid-Bus is usually a strange and awkward looking bus, and is generally for very cool school children--generally for students in grades 1-12, and is cut short in size because somebody in a wheelchair or disability lives on the road of the busses' route. This bus is yellow, not blue--this is one of many stereotypes about the Mid-Bus including: the Mid-Bus is for retards, and calling the Mid-Bus a "short bus".The Mid-Bus typically contains six seats for the cool kids and one for the pedophile driver in the radical Ford version, or three seats for all the cool kids to share, and two spots for the disabled in the crappy version.

Example:
Turd- "Wow Lloyd, the short bus must suck. Isn't it blue also?"
Lloyd- "I don't know what you are talking about. However, if you are talking about the Mid-Bus, then it is like an elegant resort with cool kids and it is painted yellow, not blue, you turd.

by SuperCoolLloyd November 16, 2011

Mid Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "Mid Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 30 and 60

See also One Eight Life Crisis and Quater Life Crisis

"I'm having a mid-life crisis! I'm 38, single, and really depressed"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004