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Michael

Michael is the type of guy you will fall for instantly and be fooled. He may seem like he likes you but he doesn't. He flirts with other girls and probably plays sports like baseball. He is probably one of the more popular people in school and all he does is think of himself. Don't get involved with a Michael he will drive you crazy.
Ugh look at that guy Michael he is such a fool.
by Pinkdancer June 5, 2018
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Michael

i am such a michael
by Blank-Death July 30, 2017
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michael

This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .
Michael can pull girls left right and center like betany
by bethany f%%% May 16, 2018
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Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"
by mugandstuff February 5, 2010
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Michael

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...
by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010
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Michael

by Rodaddy January 8, 2022
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Michael

A dude that tells retarded jokes but it gets the girls. they are super handsome. when u look at them u will date them.
when the girls see michael they die
by JOE MAMA'S GRANDSON October 19, 2019
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