The SAC Method

The "Squat-And-Cough" Method

n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging

Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.

Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.

The SAC Method saved my kids!

by Phillip S December 24, 2008

the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

Dolensky's Method

(v.) The act of laying the correct card on top of alot of other cards in the game B.S.

Its your turn and you Have to lay an 8. To use the "Dolensky's Method", you lay an 8, but you put a couple cards under it. If someone says B.S. you just show them the 8 you were supposed to lay. You get out scot-free and you run out of cards faster.

by James Dolensky March 6, 2011

the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.

john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere

by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011

The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011

Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not

I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things

by Peculiar Musings June 3, 2015

the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.

I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016