"I walked in on my ol' lady after work and she was on the bed having a mechasm using high powered equipment toward her woo-woo as smoke was rolling out from her crotch area. She missed me dearly.
by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004
Get the mechasm mug.1. Romantic and/or sexual attraction or behavior between robots, androids, or sentient machines.
2. The desire to have sexual relations with a sentient machine.
2. The desire to have sexual relations with a sentient machine.
"I would love to have sex with a robot." "You are a total mechasexual."
"Mechasexuality, it's like five gundams having sex."
"Mechasexuality, it's like five gundams having sex."
by SinisterSound August 27, 2011
Get the Mechasexual mug.A term used to describe members of the games industry that use patches for their games to reduce the value of those games in order to sell a solution to the problem they create.
This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
This can be done by introducing new or additional loot boxes and/or microtransactions to games that already have an up-front price tag, or by downgrading a product by stripping features out of it after the initial sale so that they can be reintroduced at a later date for either a monetary value or a PR boost some time after the initial backlash has died down.
Sam: "My 17-year-old game now requires an inferior launcher to run and I can't play any of my favorite game modes offline, all because the company that made it is trying to force everyone to buy Warcraft 3 Reforged! Even some of the graphics options, like character shadows, aren't available to me any more!"
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."
Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."
Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
James: "Activision/Blizzard's surprise mechanics at work."
Sam: "I used to really enjoy Trials Rising, but now that loot boxes are a thing, the rest of the game just doesn't seem fun any more. I'm constantly feeling like I need to spend money just so my character looks half as good as the others and there's no guarantee that I'll get the thing I actually want in order to do that."
James: "Looks like Ubisoft's surprise mechanics really hurt this game, huh?"
Sam: "Is that your word for loot boxes?"
James: "No. It's the staff at Ubisoft that introduced them."
Sam: "I'm so sick of EA and 2K sticking loot boxes into their yearly releases of FIFA and NBA! The rest of the game isn't even that good any more, like it's about as meaningful as the brand on the top of a slot machine at Las Vegas!"
James: "You're not wrong. There are probably more surprise mechanics working on these games than actual game developers now."
by Jaaaaaaames Sunderland February 8, 2020
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A slut of Godzilla like proportions. Originating from the giant robotic 'Mechagodzilla' in the Godzilla TV series.
by suburbandan2 November 22, 2011
Get the Mechawhore mug.A person whom is aroused by anything mechanical such as Engines or Robotics (Even non existent things like Gundem Mechs)
Person 1: Dude why are you fucking that exhaust pipe?
Person 2: I'm a mechaphilia
Person 1: That's pretty fucked
Person 2: I'm a mechaphilia
Person 1: That's pretty fucked
by TheWhiteKing June 17, 2018
Get the Mechaphilia mug.wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
by king awesomeness January 21, 2011
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