Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.

'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'

by InvertedVagina April 15, 2019

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Max is the most odd person. He looks like Pinocchio. He tries to be funny but just isn’t. He has no sense of humor. He jokes about kid stuff no matter the age. He is not good looking at all. He always tries to give hugs.

Ugh. Don’t look behind you. Max is there

by uraseed April 19, 2019

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Almost definitely a nonce.

Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.

by JohnSmithLovesAlcohol May 20, 2019

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A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.

Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?

Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai

by Diddle fingers December 6, 2019

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MAX IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO BE MET EVER. HE'S SWEET, KIND, CARING, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. if you have a max, keep him close to you. never let him go!

also, maxes are cute as hell

Oh wow that person must be a max.

by zachishellacool December 14, 2019

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Max is a chill guy most of the time however he bullshits a lot about people and he gets on their bad side. Max is scared of everyone in school including the quiet kid. Max let’s everyone in but he looses them because he bullshits about them.

Is that max? I don’t like him he talked about my dead dog.

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019

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