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exclamation marks

Also refereed to as "wet patches" or "sweat patches", Exclamation Marks are the shape of sweat patches that ladies usually leave on a plastic chair or a rubber floor when sitting for an extended amount of time. This is because the heat extracted from the leg skin and inner crack gets trapped and sits between the end of the crack and the middle of the upper thighs - since the thighs are almost placed together just leaving a bit of room. This leaves a mark of sweat on the chair in the shape of an exclamation mark because it is conveying the shape of the ladies crack, upper thighs and lower ass. Some ladies are seen sliding off their chairs instead of getting up straight away in order to wipe away the exclamation mark before anyone else (preferably the boyfriend) sees.

Another reason for this is that when girls are with their boyfriends they get nervous and start to sweat on their upper thighs, therefore leaving a mark in the shape of an exclamation mark.
Example One:
Girl one: Holy crap I was so nervous when Jim took me out to dinner, and because I was so nervous I left a massive exclamation mark on the chair! I sure hope he didn't notice.

Girl two: I know what you mean, I hate plastic chairs because I'm always leaving exclamation marks on them! Why can't these places just buy normal chairs with Cotton Covers, that would help out so much because there are so many girls who have to deal with this problem!

Example two:
(On a sign at a fancy restaurant)
Lady members visiting the restaurant are reminded to place towels on the chairs before sitting down, in order to avoid leaving Exclamation Marks.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

Signed: The Committee.
by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 13, 2009
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Gorilla Mask

While having sex with a partner pull out and squirt your special man sauce on the womens face. Before she can react throw your freshly shaved pubic hair on the gooey mess. The mending of the spunk and pubic hair will give the appearance of a naked women wearing the mask of a gorilla.
I didn't give her a pearl necklace, I gave her an gorilla mask!
by Tha Muzza December 20, 2006
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To Mask or Not to Mask

The moral decision heads of state need to take due to a shortage of face masks in the market, as they don’t want to create a public panic that would lead to mask hoarding, which would endanger the lives of unmasked medical personnel and frontline workers.
With the pandemic crisis worsening, and not wanting to alarm the public by telling them the painful truth of a dearth of mask supply, politically vulnerable heads of state need to make up their minds whether to mask or not to mask the population—which decision would minimize the number of infections and deaths?
by MathPlus June 9, 2021
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reverse gorilla mask

A variation of the gorilla mask, a reverse gorilla mask is a sexual act which involves two men. The "donor" first cuts his facial hair. He then proceeds to cum on the shaved testicles of a male friend, the "recipient". The donor then sprinkles his facial hair onto the recipients testicles.
"Dude, you shaved!" "Fuck yeah, man! Last night I totally gave Anthony a reverse gorilla mask!"
by ampatr8 November 1, 2009
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mask

it’s what people wear to not get the coronavirus
by Harper_Here May 20, 2020
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crimson mask

Florida slang for latch key transsexual wrestling fans. Also known as a pony-tailed traveler ring rat wrestling fan.
That crimson mask was always staring at wrestlers hoping to hook up with them.
The old world champ has a crimson mask latched to him for an autograph.
by Spinning woody December 16, 2008
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Gorrilla Mask

This is when a girl gives u head, then you bust it in her face, rip off your pubes and trow them on her face so they stick.
"That girl's such a freak, I gave her a gorrilla mask and they are still sticking there"
by Devin Da Oreo July 6, 2005
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