Hot Munching

The act of pooing into a bag and gumming the contents with your lips stretched over your teeth.

'Fuck this, let's go back to mine and do some hot munching'

by pardonthewait August 20, 2007

Meat Munch

(verb) the act in which you glue Fruity Pebbles onto a guys dick or a girls clit and then somebody else had eating it off with excruciating force and tug.
(noun) awesome sex move

Gill said, "Hey Adam, would you give me a meat munch tonight?"
Adam replied, "As long as you have the Fruity Pebbles!" ;)

by MeatMunch September 25, 2011

Under-carriage munching

A term coined by a cool Aussie chick used to describe when koalas go downtown on each other.

‘Hey Davey, koalas are cute but most of them have Chlamydia. Probably from all their under-carriage munching.’
‘It sounds fucking sickening.’
‘It is fucking sickening Davey, it is.’

by milliesofmelbourne June 20, 2020

mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.

I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.

by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016

Blumpkin-con-munch

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit whilst eating a pizza

Franchise: That Tal bitch gave me a blumpkin-con-munch

Prime Time: Watch yo conduct yung nugga

by Terion December 15, 2013

pump-and-munch

The act of rushing through sex, to the extent of sometimes even faking an orgasm, so one can eat some food when one has the munchies.

Dude, I was so high last night, I totally pump-and-munched with Amber.

by DgA May 15, 2007

Nutt Munch

A nutt munch is a homosapien who enjoys the act of having ones testicles in their mouth.

Fredrich J. Massimi is a nutt munch!

by Pissed off at Massimi March 12, 2003