A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.
Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.
by BigDude828 August 10, 2018
Get the Jack Mormonmug. 1. A nice person who is excessively nice or awkwardly nice in a way that might make someone else feel like something is wrong.
2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.
(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)
2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.
(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)
by xwave800 December 18, 2019
Get the mormon nicemug. by Liberty2012 November 5, 2011
Get the The Mormon Flopmug. Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.
by algebrarox February 19, 2017
Get the mormon datingmug. Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.
P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
P.2: "Yeah,"
P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"
P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"
by Naadnad14 December 5, 2022
Get the Jack Mormonmug. Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
Get the Faithless Mormonmug. When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021
Get the Mormon Rodeomug.