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Mitch

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now
by Terry the berry February 2, 2022
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Mitch

Mitch the Bitch can be convinced to do anything remarkably stupid in a short period of time. He has that form of stupid masculinity like the guys on Jackass. This coupled with the confidence of someone who has always wanted to be famous just spells disaster. Be aware that this form of idiot is also a Mare which is a demonic spirit of European origin that uses sex as a chance to embarrass women or win the support of people who never valued him in the first place.
I got a copy of the flyer Mitch made this year for the proud boys incel group, they want access to more black bodies now without the establishment of longstanding social inclusion in the financial market.
by T-Exchange May 17, 2025
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Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.
"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"
by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024
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Mitch

A guy with cute floofy hair and the nicest eyes with the best music taste ever
Damn what a mitch!!!
by Sadcarrot101 November 24, 2021
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Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
mugGet the Mitch McConnell Eyesmug.

green Mitch

A newbie who thinks their intellect in a specific subject is much more vast than it actually is. Mainly used in Southern Ireland at the various pubs in the area
Patrick said that he knows the exact recipe of Guinness.
Patrick is such a green Mitch!
by Lil dewdrop June 8, 2023
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Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
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