Mexican Tornado

Chasing a shot of Tequila with a hit of weed, resulting in spinning around and knocking things over while saying "Ay yay yay!"

I was so messed up after that Mexican Tornado I threw up on everything I knocked over.

by gotomattex April 21, 2010

MEXICAN SUNRISE

WHILE SLEEPING AND WANTING TO WAKE UP YOUR PARTNER, YOU QUICKLY FIRE A FINGER INTO YOUR PARTNERS ANUS CAUSING THEM TO BECOME STARTLED CAUSING THEM TO TURN TOWARDS YOU, AT THIS POINT YOU QUICKLY DRAG YOUR FINGER ACROSS THERE UPPER LIP, YELLING OUT AN OLE.

THIS MORNING MY BOYFRIEND REFUSED TO GET UP SO I QUICKLY GAVE HIM A MEXICAN SUNRISE, SURPRISNGLY HE LIKED IT AND PRETENDED TO FALL ASLEEP AGAIN.

by ELIZABETH CONTORSHA NICOLE RAM March 20, 2011

Mexican Kitchen

The act of licking and/or tonguing a woman's butt hole from behind.

All of us admitted that we had at one time or another eaten at the Mexican Kitchen.

by Giuseppe Contadore May 16, 2011

Mexican Sausage

The act of performing anal sex using only hot sauce as a lubricant.

Give that bitch a double serving of Mexican Sausage with her eggs,she won't know what hit her.

by The Breakfast of Champions August 17, 2011

Mexican touchdown

A quote said by the popular character Catbug on a Cartoon Hangover youtube show called Bravest Warriors.

Mexican touchdown, Mexican Touchdown, mexican mexican touchdown!

by A legit sourse December 15, 2017

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

University of New Mexico

Referred to by students as the "University Near Mom". Most of the population consists of kids who graduated from Albuquerque High Schools and get free college for staying in New Mexico. Free college is kind of a win. UNM's basketball stadium, The Pit, is one of the rowdiest ever! And.. there is the Lobos biggest fan, a middle aged bald man who is tatted up and was recently arrested for trying to buy sex from an undercover cop. Gotta love the colorful crowd of Lobo fans. We hard. Going to UNM means that you have top notch food choices a.k.a. all the chile you could possibly want. However, all the out of state kids never fully appreciate it and whine about it because they're little bitches with irritable bowel syndrome. Lots of athletes like to come to New Mexico and moan that there is nothing to do...But they need to take a hike!!!! through the beautiful Sandia mountains with the beautiful girls of Albuquerque who are gracious ambassadors of their city. A lot of the kids who get free college, however, lose their lottery scholarships drop out and become wasteoids who still party with high schoolers. Just by going to UNM, you get mad street cred. However, cops here are super wack and partying is all the time, but very on the DL.
So, don't rip your pants when you have to jump over a fence dragging your drunk ass friend behind you. Get on that Rapid Ride the day after...go to college...and then go buy yourself a breakfast burrito.

I'm going to the University of New Mexico because I don't have to pay anything, I like bomb ass food, enjoy people of hispanic origin, like getting cursed out at sporting events, and enjoy spending time with like 20,000 other students who I probably went to high school with. EVERYONE's a LOBO. woof woof WOOOF.

by Chacciii August 28, 2010