matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020

Arthur Mathery

Arthur mathery is someone who is suffering from depression but still manages to keep everyone around him smiling, even when he isnt. He is always there for his friends when nobody else is. He can keep secrets and will naver go behind your back. He has a Instagram account called oof.tracer. Arthur mathery wont let anyone close to him because he has been hurt before and wont trust anyone because they might be a back stabber. Arthur needs help but he is an amazing person. (Btw dont ask who wrote this)

Arthur Mathery is awesome

by Randomchild1221221 February 10, 2018

Matercan

A womans vaginal section.

I can't help that she wants me to put my nun-chuck in her "Matercan"

by Bama the knife March 7, 2009

Maternimalize

1. To tell one or several orphans a "Yo Mama Joke"

2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother

Inconsiderate Person: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought inertia was the black girl that lived down the street!

Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*

Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid

by a beatboxer March 28, 2010

Maternimony

Marriage due to an accidental pregnancy; Marriage because the wife is pregnant.

Ron and Steph entered into a blissful state of maternimony just a couple weeks before the baby was due.

by Doodledude May 25, 2010

Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013

matharintials

When a couple is feuding about who loves who more, it's called, matharintials. Matharintials includes the equation of loving more. X+1=Y where as X is one partner's love, and Y is the second partners love who's love is obviously greater by one unit of love. Units very.

Jake: I love you more baby!
Molly: no by matharintials, the equation states that by one unit of love, I love you more
Jake: Dafuq?

by Wewantmore2 June 19, 2013