down to mars

The opposite of down to earth, crazy

Real guys go for real down to mars girls.

by Caas December 7, 2006

30 seconds to mars

Most retarded, pretentious and juvenile band on the planet.

Their sound is just premade pop-stadium-glamrock, although their clips make them look like revolutionaries. Their lyrics are ridiculously bad, and can only impress 9- 14 year olds or backward people with absolutely zero taste. Their fanbase is a bunch of children who want to feel unique, yet desperately want to belong to a group. Any group.

They don't understand that Jared Leto is just a pretentious money grabbing prick with a Messiah-complex compareable or even worse than Kanye West's.

'Have you seen this new band called 30 seconds to Mars?'
...

'Should I?'

...
'No. They suck.'

or

' I just saw a video by 30 seconds to mars. I need to clean out my eyes with sandpaper asap.

by jellybean1988 October 21, 2010

Middle Eastern Mars bar

Its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your Mars bar and then you eat it.

Yummy i just had a Middle Eastern Mars bar!

by Fanta July 3, 2006

Deep fried Mars Bar

Starter of the Gods

Main course of the Gods: Deep Fried Cheese Tomato & Mushroom Pizza.

Pudding of the gods: Deep Fried After Eight

"Ayeyarright? C'nIava Deep Fried Mars Bars, 'sarritewityu?"

by Fuck Meat-eating Bastards July 18, 2003

Mission to Mars

1: A secretive way of saying "lets get high"
or offering to go get inebriated.

Dude1: "I wanna take a mission to mars and never come back"
Dude2: "I don't think we have enough stuff for that man"

or

Dude1: "I'm on a mission to mars right now!"
Dude2: "haha what'd you take?"

by Dread Panda May 4, 2009

The Green Man Of Mars

The Green Man Of Mars is a painting from 2013 it is a abstract cartoon of a Green man laying on a purple couch with a fried egg flying in the sky the painting is compared to a modern Picasso but with much more vibrant colors . the painting has been on display in many gallery's in Ohio and has been on TV before .

The Green Man Of Mars is a cool painting .

by redpillamerican November 25, 2020

dirty mars

When a boy tries to stick his wang up his booty hole but it slips out and sprays poop on his pants, creating a mars-textured pattern in his pants.

By the time I was done with my dirty Mars my underwear looked like a Jackson Polluck painting.

by Maple Muck April 15, 2020