MAP

MAPS are the shitstains of earths underwear who want to give little children bad touch, but can't legally. They also most likely own cp and I don't mean Club Penguin.

The creepy uncle wants to touch his 3 yr old nephew, ya he is a MAP

by skibiditicklemonster January 9, 2024

spaghetti map

Someone who is literally retarded

This department is like a spaghetti map

by Jmart86 November 10, 2020

uranus bat mapping

1. gay
2. ur anus bat

i hate uranus bat mapping

by ro-ota-optube-ubmhater January 27, 2021

map gas

A special extra-hot-burning fuel dat is used to power da Google-Street-View vehicles.

If you fart copiously while perusing da state/city-roads diagrams, maybe said "map gas" could be collected and donated to fuel da green-and-white panoramic-camera-equipped photography cars.

by QuacksO0 June 10, 2025

Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 3, 2022

MAP

A MAP (Malicious Ass Pedophile) is a fancy term for a pedophile. It is constantly used to make an image of someone who's around 18, and the victim is 17, but most of the time, it's, like, a fucking 9 year old. In short, a degenerate. It is commonly perceived as "Minor Attracted Person" but they're not normal people, they're assholes.

You should beat a MAP with a rotted piece of wood in the balls.

by anonmounyn December 7, 2022

cuddle-map

The process of mapping your loved ones physical features and scent while holding / embracing each other

At the end of their visit, as they were laying there in an embrace and she realized she was cuddle-mapping as it would be 2 weeks before she was in his arms again .

by Mrs Major Payne January 29, 2023