lunch muscle

A large, fat belly or waistline.

The only thing fatso there exercises is his lunch muscle.

by Da Prof March 22, 2005

Coalminer's Lunch

A sexual or sexually educational right of passage in which an obese female pulls apart her buttocks and defecates into a male's mouth, which is pressed against the female's anus. The male proceeds to swish the turd in his mouth until it is liquified, if necessary. Subsequently, the female spreads her legs and the male mounts his lips onto the meat curtains of the female and purges the liquified load of shit into her vagina. Finally, the male punches the fat female in the stomach, precisely below the belly button, and the liquified dump squirts out of the female's vagina.

Yitzach: "I am a man! I had my first coalminer's lunch with Daniella yesterday. I shall remember that day for the rest of my life!"

Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"

Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."

by zlater237 November 12, 2009

lunch tray

a set of HUGE lactating breasts

Mmmm my wife met me for lunch with her huge lunch tray

by Spanky Whooo Haa February 10, 2003

Cock lunch

An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".

"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."

by -Wig. October 14, 2007

The Lunch Lady

a sexual position that works like this, you lay on the bed and your partner leaves to the kitchen, makes you a samich, comes back and feeds it to you.

Hey baby lets do The Lunch Lady tonight ;)

by 3nt October 14, 2017

cock lunch

A great insult mentioned by producers of the American Pie movies.

Go eat a cock lunch you fag.

by Jimmy Jackson June 11, 2005

Canadian Lunch

A daytime sexual rendezvous with a co-worker during a boring business trip.

Weary after long hours of traveling and installing the exhibit, the interns thought they would take a canadian lunch back at the hotel, to rejuvenate themselves.

by neuecorbu January 7, 2010