Minecraft Bee

According To all known Laws of Aviation there is no way a Minecraft Bee should be able to fly

Its blocky Shape looks too fat to fly

The Minecraft Bee of Course Flys anyway

Timmy: Bees
John: Minecraft Bee
Timmy: Wait What
*Minecraft Bee comes over*
*the Bee Rapes Timmy*
Timmy: *punches bee*
*whole Bee Colony Comes Over with the Mad Emoji Face
Timmy:O h s h i t.

by Cursed_Spoon September 15, 2019

Minecraft Java

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.

Minecraft java is better than bedrock

by SIeepyB0i April 3, 2022

Minecraft kid

Those annoying kids on the bus or at school that play minecraft and recite lines from asdf

Jennifer: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Joey: "playing minecraft."
Jennifer: "ok. As long as you don't become a minecraft kid"

by Mintyporksoda February 2, 2019

minecrafted

to Minecraft

verb

Hugo has never Minecrafted

by Chernobyl reactor November 20, 2019

Minecraft

A game that makes anyone under the age of 17 rage and makes people copy it poorly

Bitch you play Minecraft

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Minecraft

A stupid ass game that is as addicting as weed n' dip.

Person1: Imma go to McDonalds, want some?
Person2: stfu I'm playing Minecraft!

by MegaBoy128 May 27, 2015

Minecraft

A over-rated sandbox game made by Notch that only got its fame from the talentless Yogscast. Minecraft is mainly only played so people can make their own unoriginal piece of shit Minecraft based YouTube channel. It is given much more credit than it deserves, and has to put unfunny references everywhere. Its fanbase consists of 8-12 year old kids, and wannabe YouTubers.

An over-rated indie game that is made for kids/casual gamers.

Real Gamer: I'm going to play some Dark Souls.

Every single kid in the world: OMG U STPD FAGUT, WHY U NO PLAY MINECRAFT. LOL LE FUNNY OVERUSED MEME, U JST JELLY OF NOTCH SKILL AND SWAG #YOLO.

by WookiEevee February 15, 2013