Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Limping my piece

When another entity, situation, or object brings the value of a situation down

“Missing that parlay is limping my piece”
“Dude, this rain is really limping my piece”

Used in exchange for: ruining the day, raining on my parade, hurting the vibe

by McRizzler September 15, 2025

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016

limping stud

When a mans balls are so massive from having no fear for anything or anyone in his way he limps on through causing him to be a limping stud

That guy just jumped out of a airplane to save a baby from a bear that is trying to attack it, he really is a limping stud

by Sasquatch screamer January 17, 2023

Limp

word to call simps because simp is banned on twitch so you drop the S and add a L made by streamer Tykwondoe

"this nigga dont know how to talk to girls he a limp"

by Luinade January 29, 2022

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Limp

Another way to say simp due to Twitchs ban on the word "simp"

that limp spent his insurance money on a girl he just met smh

by BossManAlex May 30, 2022