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limp dick politics

The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
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limp pluto

You have/are a weak small penis.
Stop being such a limp Pluto dude
by Katie B January 18, 2019
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limp bizkit

A band that brings out the assholes in some metalheads.
Normal guy: Limp Bizkit have good songs
Asshole: nAH LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYONE SAYS SO AND YOU CAN'T HAVE A SAY BECAUSE I'M RIGHT >:((
Normal guy: What an asshole. I guess it's just one of those days.
by FretDersss October 30, 2022
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Limp

When a mans penis is no longer erect but not fully shrunk this is called 'limp'. It is usually covered in bodily fluid at this point.
Girl: Common keep going!
Boy: can't... I'm limp
by XBIGBLACKMANX June 27, 2016
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Limp bizkit

A invisible zombie who can eat the fleash off of anyone .
This reminds me of that time where i met the band Limp bizkit at a florda state prison.
by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020
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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
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Limp

Another way to say simp due to Twitchs ban on the word "simp"
that limp spent his insurance money on a girl he just met smh
by BossManAlex May 30, 2022
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