Lemonade Stampede

Similar to "when life gives you lemons make lemonade"

Lemonade stampede is when life gives you too much lemons and you can't make lemonade cause you got crushed.

"I have too much homework that I feel too anxious to even finish one"
"I lost my job, my girlfriend broke up with me, my dog hates me, and i've been kicked out of the house. What the cluster fuck of a lemonade stampede"

by UncleRody March 1, 2021

Lemonadic

Possessing some or all of the qualities of lemonade. Those being, yellow, cold, perspiring, sweet, etc.

That guy's sweat is lemonadic.

by ZJK February 21, 2010

Sinead like lemonade

the funniest nickname of all time and the one out of two nicknames that rhymes with sinead

hunter: Have you seen sinead like lemonade recently?

Sophia: No.
Hunter: Dam that girl is hot

by urlocalpinkytoe November 24, 2022

Forbidden Lemonade

Also known as the liquid from the result of squirting.

I fucked Kenny’s mom in the back of his Tesla, Kenny’s mom squirted her forbidden lemonade all over. Kenny had to clean up the forbidden lemonade the next morning after making me pancakes.

by Another_Shift November 11, 2022

houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022

Carbonated Lemonade

Crisp and tart

Iam *Drinks carbonated lemonade* "Tssaah crisp and tart"

Hym "Indeed. It is, in fact, crisp and tart."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022