lane rejection

Lane rejection is when you're sitting at a red light on a multi-lane road, and the person coming up behind you switches lanes to get behind someone else who looks faster.

My Pinto gets lane rejected all the time. Sometimes I'm the only one in my lane!

I've got to get a new car, I've got a chronic case of Lane Rejection!

by Phoenyx April 7, 2006

Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.

Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.

by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010

lane

God. The mighty ruler that will kill you all.

Lane is better than you are.

by Kei April 1, 2005

Landen

The one guy that will cheer you up and just fun to hang with and that guy that is great at football

Landen is awesome

by Landen December 30, 2016

Lance Syndrome

When a person decides to tell a love interest that they like them and get rejected, they become so depressed that instead of gaining weight they lose it.
(In honor of this kid who lost so much weight because he got rejected).

Pino: hey, have you noticed that Juan has lost a lot of weight?

Eddy: Oh, you didn't know? he suffered from Lance Syndrome. Some chick rejected him.

by Eddykid February 24, 2009

Lance

Has a huge cock.

Lance has a magnum dong.

by SkinnyInch July 21, 2020

lancelot

Lancelot is the best boyfriend ever. He will love you so much and care for you forever, he is the most awesome guy you could have wished for. He is also such an interesting person and a lovely friend, there are literally no flaws about his existence. Any Lancelot in existence is magnificent, so treasure him and love him as you would for a lil baby.

Ughhh her bf is Lancelot, I so wish he was mine, I also want the best boyfriend everrrr…

by cassimima February 14, 2022