Getting a little quick, hot, oral action on your bellend and penis during the lunch break. Usually from a street whore, a homeless person or a co-worker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
A sexual or sexually educational right of passage in which an obese female pulls apart her buttocks and defecates into a male's mouth, which is pressed against the female's anus. The male proceeds to swish the turd in his mouth until it is liquified, if necessary. Subsequently, the female spreads her legs and the male mounts his lips onto the meat curtains of the female and purges the liquified load of shit into her vagina. Finally, the male punches the fat female in the stomach, precisely below the belly button, and the liquified dump squirts out of the female's vagina.
Yitzach: "I am a man! I had my first coalminer's lunch with Daniella yesterday. I shall remember that day for the rest of my life!"
Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"
Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"
Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
by zlater237 November 12, 2009
by Spanky Whooo Haa February 10, 2003
An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".
"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."
by -Wig. September 30, 2007
a sexual position that works like this, you lay on the bed and your partner leaves to the kitchen, makes you a samich, comes back and feeds it to you.
by 3nt October 13, 2017
by Jimmy Jackson June 05, 2005
by doubleluncher April 28, 2010