A niggas that lies so much and they just can’t help it and they are a high school drop out and they also cheat on every girl they ever had and they just fuck anything that walks and is dirty asf also kobe’s have no respect for any female in there life it’s giving gay tbh… kobe’s are gay also hits on women❤️
# communitydick #bum #kobe
by they love kayla April 4, 2022
Get the kobemug. When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.
Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!
by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018
Get the Cockblocked by Kobemug. by Blizzyy.dior January 27, 2020
Get the kobemug. Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
Get the Kobemug. “Aye bruh you hear dat nigga kobe die? life crazy bro u ca looz yo life ina harbeat nigga” “damn nigga dat waz sum wise shi”
by Lenny Lyncher January 28, 2020
Get the Kobemug. Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.
by Big man kobe January 15, 2022
Get the Kobemug. An alpha male, which has an absolutely sex body and a massive cock, also known as the AlphaDaddy, has multiple personalities like Timothy, Chad and TT
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Kobemug.