Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
Get the Kobemug. by SexMoneyTucker August 14, 2021
Get the Kobemug. Friend:yo who's kobe bryant Me: HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by on fo nem January 31, 2021
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. 
Kobe was a legendary man who’s legacy will be remembered by everyone. Before aiming for something always yell ‘kobe’ for good luck.
by Bitch-assed witch February 2, 2020
Get the Kobemug. by bert135 February 11, 2022
Get the kobemug. Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.
Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?
Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!
Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!
by ccm November 13, 2012
Get the Kobe's dozenmug.