sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.

Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

Fancy Ketchup

Term used to describe when you collect period blood with a pipette.

Friend 1: "Yo this burger slaps, what did you put on it?"
Friend 2: "Just my girlfriend's Fancy Ketchup."

by WaffleDude October 18, 2020

Elevator Ketchup

The term elevator ketchup is used to describe a girl on her period going through ups and downs. Most woman have had elevator ketchup in their lives even if they have not realized it.

"She had a whacky elevator ketchup on her period last week dude."

by it be me, trent October 20, 2020

Fly ketchup

when your ketchup makes a fart sound and a fly comes over to it because it thinks it will stink because fart.

Bob: *squeezes ketchup bottle*

Ketchup B: *farts*
Fly: oh boy a fart stinky
Bob: Dammit fly ketchup

by Sir Mr. Incognitus April 17, 2021

Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 4, 2021

Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.

Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”

by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021

Dirty Ketchup

A Cleveland steamer with ketchup.

Jon did the dirty ketchup like it’s the norm.

by Some guy in the US January 3, 2022