kobe

damn

shoot basket. yell kobe. start crying

by FoRtNiTeIsAgOoDgAmE January 30, 2020

Kobe

Real life cornball

Kobe is a real life cornball

by ScaryMk January 06, 2023

Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.

Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”

by 😏🤝😩 April 08, 2022

Kobe

To throw with great precision. Not to be confused with Yeet.

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!

by Hotshotfdgfd July 23, 2019

Kobe

Kobe: has a massive shhlong

Damn kobe’s got a large ass shlong

by Jdbdjdndj February 09, 2024

Kobe!

A sign of respect to the legend Kobe Bryant. R.I.P

John:*throws paper in bin* KOBE!
*tears run down his eyes*

by Iloveyoussrah87 January 27, 2020

Kobe

When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.

Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!

by KobeShot March 17, 2015