Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him

“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩

by Kobe KCP February 14, 2021

Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 28, 2020

Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.

Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe

by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025

kobe king

Kind, loving, and you want to be around him when ever you see him

Who is that, oh that is kobe king

someone very kind

by Firechick774 April 02, 2018

Kobe Bryanting

Over compensation for a bad decision

"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.

by LGBTQCHIMO February 16, 2022

Go Full Kobe

To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.

by Miso Grumpy May 01, 2020