Kevin

Kevin is the sweetest and most positive guy out there. His smile lights up the room and just being around him makes me happy. Kevin will always be there for you and give you anything you ask for. If you need help with anything kev will save the day. Kevin is ideal human being

My only goal in life is to be like kevin

by Dylanm2000 April 29, 2022

Kevin

A fat Asian who thinks he is black and hangs out with all the black kids

Kevin stop hanging out with the black kids,they will steal all your money

by Bentlyboy333482 December 24, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is someone you want in your life. He has the cutest laugh and brightens every room he walks into. He's a great kisser and is very passionate. He loves making you blush and makes you feel special and wanted. His copper eyes are beautiful and his dark hair is great to play with. He's every girls dream so hold onto him, there isn't anyone else like him

Wow he's hot, must be a Kevin.

by Livinhorselife February 10, 2019

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

Kevin

He's nice and cute he is so nice and a good boyfriend Kevin coronado Hernandez and briley Judd are good cuples the aré dating and probably haveing fun kevin is fun and nice to persans and wen persons are looking at der eays mecks geles y

Briley and kevin are good copelas and the are so nice to ichudeer and have so much fun. If you are dating kevin you area lucky

by Kevin coronado March 26, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either

Kevin is small penis

by CrapSissy November 13, 2019

Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021