A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.
Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.
Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.
Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.
Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: No, but...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: Just let me show...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
etc
Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: No, but...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: Just let me show...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
etc
by Einar Stefanoffenson March 07, 2007
To take a piss.
by Wyatt b quiet November 13, 2003
Very opinionated individual with an extreme sense of professionalism.Most loving caring and resourceful person you will ever meet.Animal lover
by JJ style March 09, 2017
R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.
by JENN May 27, 2004
A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.
by pootytang March 13, 2003
by bvvvvt January 03, 2012