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by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
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KARMA KAPONE

The unholy spawn of the lord ruler of hell satan and pop star Rhianna
Bitch 1: karma Kapone said hes gonna drop a diss track on me
Bitch 2: its been nice knowing ya bro.
by THE INDEPENDENT VARIABLE May 22, 2018
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karma spy

The final stage of bad deserving karma sent in the form of a human spy sent from the fires of hell.
John: Wow! Brian your girlfriend is super hot and super nice!

Brian: Actually John, Maria is a Karma Spy sent from Hell to torture me for all the bad things I have done.

John: Damn, well can I have sex with her?

Brian: Yes Sir, Please be my guest and save me!!!
by Anthony J. Caruso June 3, 2022
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Karma appreciation day

Karma is the best person in the whole world and you should all give her money and give her anything she wants cause she’s super nice and cool and amazing and smart and talented.
“Omg chad it’s karma appreciation day, we need to give karma 100$!
by Karma appreciation day March 31, 2022
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Karma fiend

a karma fiend is a person who fakes being nice expecting something in return.
karma fiends are very fake people
by S.A.N.S September 29, 2022
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Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.
Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.
by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019
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