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poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs
My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom
by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019
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Andrew Jonathan Hillman

Is a nice Jewish boy who is a family man and takes care of his family and friends and never gives up and is a very solid member of the Hillman family.
Andrew Hillman is a solid dude. A.K.A. Andrew Jonathan Hillman is to be trusted.
by DfwCares May 8, 2022
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Toilet joint

A "toilet joint" is a joint like poker made of toilet paper to poke off dingle berries. It can be made with two to four sheets of toilet paper (depending on thickness) and is rolled along the thigh to roll it up.
Guy 1: Yo, when I took a dump, I rolled a toilet joint and got rid of a massive dingle berry just hanging there
Guy 2: I didn't need to know that but cool... I guess
by Souls_fan April 4, 2023
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creampie janitor

a creampie janitor is when a cuckold cleans the creampie of his girlfriends lover.

Creampie Janitors clean up the vagina of sperm explosion.
Jimmer:Hey How is it going? can you tell me where i can find a creampie janitor?
Blake: ya if you just walk up to the crosswalk and go left you cant miss it.
Jimmer: Thanks!
Blake: Ask for Coach Eli Melas. He is the best in the business.
Jimmer:thats awesome i usually make a mess and need a solid tongue.
Rose: Ol Eli has the bologna tongue. Coach Eli licks every last drop. He also does anal creampie cleanups too!
Jimmer: Good To Know!
by CoachEliasMelasIsDangerous October 23, 2023
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puff your own joint

John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?
by sri22 March 5, 2011
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flying the blunt/joint

When a person is talking too long while holding a blunt or a joint and doesn’t pass it until it goes out.
Hey yo David, stop flying the blunt/joint man
by densmenace August 7, 2018
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Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.
Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019
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