John

Loves skittles

“Why is that person chasing Ivan?”
“You mean John? Yeah he’s chasing Ivan because he has skittles”

by AnonymousBellaFromH2O August 30, 2019

John

The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.

Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair

by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019

John

Every British/American guy ever

Person #1: Yo that guy's British. What do you think his name is?
Perso n #2: Probably John

by petergrifin June 8, 2020

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

John

John is the one edgy, emo, kid that is annoying but funny he uses his depression to make dark comedy he often makes music plays video games or just acts like a jackass with his friends.

wow John sure is edgy isn't he?

by C001K1D July 23, 2018

John.

John. is a coder who will abuse his powers in every way he can. He will also ruin any type of dream you ever wish for.

Typical Bio: Coder.

John., can you abuse a few people for me?

by Loilipop June 29, 2019

JOHN

He is a fucking cuck that likes to tackle for no reason, he likes to embarrass you in front of your friends. If you ever encounter one of these savage beasts, remember to throw your trusty basketball at his dick. if you see him sleaping remember to slit his through
omg this john is such a fucking cuck

this john is such a fucking cuck

by gaylord sam November 2, 2018