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Jesse Gibbs

A household name around the world, pretty much because he is teh ultimate. Jesse Gibbs has no mercey and will make you cry. Jesse Gibbs > Chuck Norris. He is the ultimate in being a freaking legend. His hobbies include: preying on small children and defenceless animals. he shaves his pubes with a meat clever.
Fredrick: Holy crap, it's Jesse Gibbs!
Jesse Gibbs: I'll destroy you.
Fredrick: Jesse Gibbs is ma boi.
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Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.
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Jesse Pinkman

Yah science mr White From the show braking bad sellls meth use to be mr white's student has hair at start of the show but does not at the end and thats jesse pinkman.
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John and Jess

A John and a Jess together is the best combination in the universe. No one doesn't know why, even themselves, but it just happens naturally. It's something that happens unexpectedly, and do you know what they say about the unexpected? "The best things happen unexpectedly". They both have the same interests and bond like there's no tomorrow. Them being together is the definition of genuine love. Nothing can break their bond, not even an incurable bowel disease or bent pinkies.
Mason: Who are they over there and why are they together?
Adobe: It's John and Jess together, that's one of the most best and rarest things to witness in one's lifetime.
by Fortnitekid2004 April 10, 2020
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Jesse Pinkman

a man so bad at his job he couldn't even set fire on fire properly
"Jesse you fucking retard"
-walter white about jesse pinkman probably
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Jess

Jess' to do list:
5/01/19: G E T D I C K
Anyone else:
Quinn's dick: *Slopes furiously*
Jess: *orgasms*
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Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.
You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot
by jesseceralover June 7, 2021
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