jason

a elephant plushie san san uses to sleep

san san: jason is nice

mahir: yeet

by self proclaimed fashion icon December 17, 2017

A Jason.

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.

Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("

by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020

jason

a very charismatic guy thats a genius
theres a girl that has been swept of her feet by him. sometimes we feel hes running low on self esteem but there is always some kind of front of ego that protects him. people love to chat with him at night

do you have a crush on jason?
me: uhh..um nope

by thebattlecatmaster02 December 30, 2018

JASON

Jason- Jason is the name of a short sex offender, with the strength of a fetus, who is willing to get Corona for unknown reasons

Jason violated a squirrel

by Jaspnissmall March 3, 2020

JASON

THE MOST FUCKING SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND WAS SEXY BUT NOW UGLY. IM SHY dooshybag i can be mean cheat on people tricks girls fuck peole all day desperate no freinds hurts peoples feelings especially girls. doesnt have a sensitive heart. i like alot of girls i like to makeout with people he is rude and fucking gorgeous freindlly beautiful and smart .

jason

by jasonlin October 21, 2011

jason

U think jason is a freak and weird but hes not. He's the most handsome boy u ever met, he can sometimes be shy but he likes this one girl and if he stares at u ALOT ur the most luckies girl alive

wow jason is the most handsome boy in this whole school

by efodkjfd October 2, 2019

jason

a extremely lucky and sexy guy who gets all the gals, If he gave a fuck about what you think he wouldn't be Jason.
he is very strong and tall, anyone in his path is instantly annihilated.

"hey there what's your name? "Jason". "get in my bed".

by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018