Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022
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Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
Asking him for fucking money all the time.
Works at evil persons inc.
For some reason likes pizza Hawaii
by Le chat sexy October 24, 2022
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