Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!

O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right

by MrMudel January 2, 2017

jan size

something that is very small

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size

by nomms March 7, 2019

Kremen Jan

Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone

Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:

A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok

by LmaoMan123HaHa November 21, 2021

Jan

Jan is THE guy. You tell a girl you're friends with jan, youre getting laid.

chances are jan fucked your girlfriend AND her mother.

Why is jan such a mothafuckin pimp

by WhenTheDead May 22, 2022

Jan

Jan crossed the border, but it’s okay cause his looks cover up for everything. He’s a freak in the sheets and FAST.

Yo did you see Jan walking down the streets, he’s HOT.

by currycurrycurrycurry March 30, 2019

Jan Dre

A cool, ingenious, and smart cool person.
Very argumentative yet clever, he will always strive to be the best he can.

Oh look! It’s a Jan Dre! How rare it is to see one!

by balls HD March 28, 2022

Jan 15

go touch someones ass day

if someone get offended tell em

person 1: yo yk what day it is?
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !

by little girl meow January 14, 2024