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Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.
Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”
by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023
mugGet the Jamaican Barking Spidermug.

Jamaican beetle-juice

by jerry dow April 14, 2019
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African Jamaican

kai cenat is so fucking black he isnt even african amercan he is African Jamaican
by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 20, 2023
mugGet the African Jamaicanmug.

My Sweet Jamaican Empress

I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!
No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress
by Janet21 February 23, 2023
mugGet the My Sweet Jamaican Empressmug.

yellow jamaican

when you make a drink 50% hot chocolate 50% vodka.
Hey George can you snag me a yellow Jamaican.
by Owen Wrong January 29, 2021
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Jamaican standoff

A dispute between two people or two groups that is settled by smoking marijuana. marijuana, weed, doobie, blunt, ganja, Mary Jane, cannabis, joint, reefer, Mexican standoff
Our frat got together to confront the frat at the other school over who gets the best seats at the college football game. Instead of a fist fight, we had a Jamaican standoff and a keg. It's all good.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
mugGet the Jamaican standoffmug.

Jamaican Milkshake

Two people, any gender, typically experimenting in Scatophilia or Coprophilia are the type to participate. The practice involves both partners on hands and knees facing their butts together. One partner squirts preferably liquid feces into the others booty hole. Then the partner shall twerk till mixed.
oh you booked the Sandles hotel for your honeymoon? Will you dabble in the Jamaican Milkshake for the occasion?
by eiboobyknits0003 May 7, 2023
mugGet the Jamaican Milkshakemug.

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