"Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015
Get the simple crunchymug. Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise
Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'
Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'
Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally
Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 20, 2022
Get the Simplemug. A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.
by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019
Get the Simple couple onionmug. fan 1: when will 1d come off hiatus
fan 2: idk they dont know meaning of simple math, they said 18 month but ITS BEEN FUCKING SIX YEARS
fan 2: idk they dont know meaning of simple math, they said 18 month but ITS BEEN FUCKING SIX YEARS
by SWIFTWORLDDOMINATION January 29, 2022
Get the simple mathmug. A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
by YourGoodFriendJimmy December 31, 2019
Get the Simple Majoritymug. A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011
Get the Simple Chapter and Versemug. A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.
George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.
by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020
Get the Simple Everythingmug.