too drunk to cum

so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women

my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid

by sexplination June 07, 2014

Bees are people too

A strange cult made by weird middle schoolers made up of people who worship bees.

Yo the bees are people too

by EZA316 September 27, 2019

too much swag

literal Pauly-D

Pauly has too much swag

by 1ust April 26, 2022

dick too thick

When a man's penis is too thick to fit in the mouth of his sexual counterpart. Usually resulting in a teethy blowjob and giving up on all hope of sexual pleasure

Guy 1: Man I couldn't fit my dick in her mouth without being bit!

Guy 2: Damn man, dick too thick

Guy 1: I suppose so...

by Zizdog June 23, 2018

too good to be true

When something amazing out of the blue happens and you are happy but then you get suddenly suspicious.

Girl 1: "oh my gosh today i won 1,000,000 dollars then met the president all in one day" !
Girl 2: "Wow, that is awesome..." -_-
Girl1: "It is too good to be true"

by YoursTruelyNiki February 26, 2012

Too chill

When your parents don't want to be mean and say they don't like your man so they say he's "too chill"

"I don't like Gage, he's too chill."

by Gageisgreat October 01, 2015

I'm too sexy

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"

1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 19, 2007