Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

Ketchup tongue

Licking your girlfriends cooch while shes on her period.

“They went down on me while i was on my period”
“So they got a ketchup tongue?”

by PP20 March 31, 2020

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021

to ketchup

Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!

-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??

-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!

by CurioAmos January 3, 2019

Ketchup Pringle Mingle

A Sexual act in which a female Pegs a man (Or partner or choice) with a pringles can untill he bleeds, then the pegger will eat all the pringles using their partners blood as sauce

My Little brother enjoyed the Ketchup Pringle Mingle with me yesterday

by anonymous November 16, 2025

Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.

"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."

by Soopie.t December 20, 2023

McDonald's ketchup

It is where a guy dressed as Ronald Mcdonald cums on a McDonald's front counter

Have you seen that Mcdonald's ketchup

by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021