Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.

Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch

by Boom69 September 5, 2023

Schrödinger Pants

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.

The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.

by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018

flower pants

pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips

I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.

by daawood April 10, 2011

Magic Pants

Pants that make any girl go from flat to PHAT

Dude 1: Bro did you see Flat Ass Rebecca today
Dude 2: Ye she's looking PHAT today
Dude 1: Dude she's wearing those magic pants today looking like a whole new student

by TVBroadcasting2018 June 1, 2018

lethal pants

lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.

"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"

"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017

pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016