textbook class

When the only way to succeed in a class is via the textbook. This may arise because:
1) Your teacher is too boring to listen.
2) You can't understand your teacher.
3) You don't go to class.

Jim: Did you drop grade 12 biology?

Tom: Yeah, man, that was a textbook example of a textbook class.

by M2K May 5, 2008

ballet class

Code for janitorial services when one wishes to downplay the menial nature of the work or somewhat glorify the position in a tongue-and-cheek manner. A play on the French word "balai", which sounds like "ballet", the dance. When translated to English, "balai" means broom.

"Anything going on tonight at the Mess Hall?"

"Yeah, ballet class" wink

by absagne February 14, 2014

Diamond class

Used to refer a professional athlete. This athlete is of such superb skill, and athleticism that place them at the top elite of their class in the sport they play. Diamond class is a very small group and, only the best of the best are referred to in this way.

Man: "Wow look at #81! He just made a play that was impossible.. and made it look easy."

Friend: "He is definitely Diamond Class!"

by Bageez April 6, 2014

class bag

A sarcastic description of a person, or their behavior, when they are not classy in a situation where they should have been.

1.Wearing a tuxedo t - shirt to a wedding. 2. Did you see the class bag with the 40 oz in the theater?

by Dirt_bag_dan_85 June 13, 2014

Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.

Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"

by IcyKnight November 30, 2016

smash class

To have sex and with an inexperienced partner.

I took that girl home from the club, and smash class was in session.

by MrSmileyTat2 May 14, 2018

Jim class

That one class that's ruled by the bad kid in class.

I just had language arts now I have to go to jim class! I don't want to have to deal with that asshole jim

by Basscrack November 12, 2019