Mcdonald’s ice cream machine

The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.

Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”

by lovehyuka November 7, 2022

Sumatran Ice Cream Cone

A female version of Arabian Goggles where the girl drops a breast on the unsuspecting guys face.

John passed out and got a Sumatran Ice Cream Cone from Suzie.

by Babraham Lincoln October 3, 2008

Ice Cream Man

A term denoting if someone is homosexual.

Bro #1: Hey, let's stop at that club. It looks bumpin'.

Bro #2: Are you gay or something? That place is full of Ice Cream Men.

-or-

Bro #1: I don't know what it is about bill but he gives off a weird vibe.

Bro #2: He's a total Ice Cream Man, dude. Didn't you see him trying to hit on me last week?

by archangelGTZNegger March 27, 2011

chocolate ice cream cone

When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone

Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.

by TheDiscoDonger October 17, 2013

Salty Ice Cream Scooper

Any man or woman who consumes sperm left over for more than 2 days. Usually the sperm comes in flavors due to the donors taking sperm flavor tablets.

Luke totally is a Salty Ice Cream Scooper. He only eats Aaron's though.

by Corey Miller October 4, 2007

ice cream sandwich sex

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now

"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

by poprockzancrack May 18, 2013

Alley Ice Cream

Go to Dairy Queen and invite alley.
then you will get to taste some of the best icecream ever,

heres what you do:
1 get your alley
2 get your favorite icecream
3 put your icream on alleys chest
4 take your mouth and lick it off
5 keep going and make alley happy

: THE BEST

C.H. had some amazing Alley Ice Cream in the parking lot at Dairy Queen

by sausage and eggs April 5, 2008